Patty risen 11/21/2024 The eyes are like jet-black abysses and are bone-dry, but she's making the sort of noise that someone grieving would, plus she's made the effort to stick some boulders on top of my corpse. She probably needs to wear at least 75 of them in order to solve her Truly Awful Person problem anyway, and as far as I'm aware, I am not a qualified ear-piercer.Īctually, these ill-tempered Ghostbusters cast-offs aren't particularly tough. I try to make Patty wear it, but no luck there. Honestly, it's a little dull, it seems arbitrarily murderous, and the only good thing to come out of it is that I find a nice earring which makes me a little more charismatic. We fight some pirates, we fight some rats, we fight some dessicated zombie things, we lower a drawbridge so we reach yet another temple. Anyway, we fight some naked rats and some dessicated zombie things, then Patty stubbornly refuses to accompany me as I explore another part of the temple rather than head straight for the exit, because for some reason she's now decided that lost treasure isn't very interesting. Even the best case scenario is that Evil Pirate Porn Star Sister Patty will demand half of it, despite my having done all the legwork. People don't tend to strike it filthy rich right at the very start of an adventure, you know. It's a suspiciously large amount of treasure - 1080 gold coins - which immediately has me worried I won't get to keep it. I shot him a bit too, just to make sure he couldn't tell his hairy friends. I'm sure he thought I was right prat, right before we stabbed him to death. Nothing is gained by denying a legitimate supernatural occurrence purely to humiliate your brother, especially when there isn't anyone else around to hear you do so. Come on, Patty, we all know you saw him too. She also claims not to have noticed anything when a Ghost Pirate appears before us, plain as the nose on her nightmarish frozen clown face, and implies I'm being weird. We head off down the Path Of Destiny - in fact a small sandy trail guarded by a couple of genuinely ferocious and therefore perhaps slightly bastardly monkeys - and there's a temple and a big lizard and a tree I have to push over to form a bridge, and that kind of thing.Ĭlearly, Evil Pirate Porn Star Sister Patty doesn't help as I strain to topple the massive old tree. Maybe if I do what she asks, Evil Pirate Porn Star Sister Patty will stop being ghastly to me and to those poor monkeys. The last thing in the world I want to do is a favour for this most appalling of siblings, but other than sunbathe or get messed up on rum that I'm probably going to need later on, I'm out of options. That dilemma is that I've run out of things to do other than head off on the quest that Evil Pirate Porn Star Sister Patty wants me to go on. Evil Pirate Porn Star Sister Patty - I'm not sure yet if I'm Selma or Marge - is back at my heels, scoffing and bragging and bellowing impolite assertions about the parentage of passing monkeys, and I've got a terrible dilemma on my hands. Part 1 of this series is here, and the Risen 1 Report is here. All will be visually well from part 3 onwards, however. The bad news is that the events of this second part of the diary were played on crappy laptop integrated graphics before I'd found the fix, so the ugly screenshots will once again destroy your will to live. The good news is that I do now have Risen 3 working on my games PC, and I only had to disable half of the cores in my processor to do it.
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